August 2010
8 posts
The Prune Song.
No matter how young a prune may be,
He’s always full of wrinkles.
People get them on their face,
Prunes, they get them every place.
Baby prunes just like their dad,
Wrinkled but not quite so bad.
No matter how young a prune may be,
He’s always full of wrinkles!
I just ate cookie dough. With a salmonella...
Which is not good considering the fact that I didn’t realize what I was doing until I swallowed. Which is also not good because I could get anxiety which could have symptoms very similar to salmonella which could lead to more anxiety.
But in other news I got my top retainer. Wooo.
Hi everybody.
omgfactsofficial:
You can change your language on Facebook to “Pirate.” This includes calling friends “Mateys”, the word “Cap’n” appears before everyone’s name, pictures are called portraits, commenting is called “scrawling a mark”, and instead of liking something you just say “Arr!”. You have to go into “Account” and then “Languages” and find “English (Pirate)”.
July 2010
21 posts
I made cookies!
They’re gooey on the inside and they don’t have too many chocolate chips. Nommy nom nom.
I'm going with Mum!
To pick up Lemdi! And to get a vanilla bean frappucino from the oasis.
Wait. So city people are trying to sound like southern Illinoisans? Isn’t that backwards? Because then, the central Illinois people sound like the city people, but their cities actually consist of 800 people. And the south people still sound like south people.
Umm… What is the world coming to?
Volleyball camp.
Three days, three 3-hour sessions per day.
That’s where I’ve been. And now, I shall sleep in my own bed. Goodnight.
Illinoisians don't say y'all.
At least not this part of Illinois, the part where you mostly live. I’ve only heard y’all once, maybe twice.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SEESTOR!
EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE IN CANADA, I AM THE FIRST ONE TO TELL YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RIGHT HERE FROM ILLINOIS. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
BY THE WAY, I DON’T KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS IN CANADA, IT’S 12:00 a.m. HERE SO THAT’S WHAT I’M GOING BY! BE FAIR.
CAPS REALLY WEREN’T NECESSARY FOR THIS WHOLE MESSAGE.
Oh yeah, and if anyone did tell you before me, don’t tell me, because you...
This is why I wish we kept money on the credit...
The Dress
The Leggings
I want a dress. I love this outfit. I have the perfect cardigan. But there is no money on the card. And soon, ModCloth will sell out of the dress. And I will be sad.
Seestor, you won't be stuck in the airport next...
Mummy doesn’t have to go to Tennessee traffic court, so she will be able to save you from Chicago.
Yay!
I want a dress that isn’t fancy. Just one I can wear on nice occasions but doesn’t look like I should be at a wedding.
Seestor, let’s go shopping!
Want to know a secret?
I have never seen a whole Harry Potter movie. I was half way through the first book when I realized I wasn’t interested, and have not read any of the rest.
June 2010
31 posts
“I had someone once tell me that I shouldn’t be upset. Because of 9/11, I should...”
– -excerpt from an email from one of my pen pals, who has given me permission to post this but who wants to remain unnamed. It was in response to an unpleasant encounter I had had in a grocery store with a woman who had an objection to the black scarf I was wearing over my hair. (via kissestokashmir)...
“5 million cybermen. Easy. One Doctor. Now your scared.”
– Rose Tyler, Doctor Who, season 2
I'm watching Toy Story.
You guys got me in the mood.
Well,I chose Chile because last year for the p.e. Olympics, my country was Chile. So I’ve already got a shirt and everything. Plus my team dominated the soccer, ah-hem, football field.
Dear Lemdi,
Just get shorter, okay?
Love, Mango
P.s. I like your landlady. She makes sure it’s cool in your apt. when I visit. V.I.P.
Actually, I don’t hate the south. I hate all the memories, and am kind of scared to go back.
I hated not being able to see a 20 mile radius of what surrounded me (I do live in Illinois. It’s flat here.), I hated totaling the car in Chattanooga, I hated leaving my brother, and I hated trying to drive back and getting caught in the middle of the Tennessee flood. All in a three day time...
2 tags
Wooo for Nexflix via Wii!
What movies do you reccomend?
I’m thinking the Lovely Bones, because people say it’s good.
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That’s a long way from Illinois.
My brother lives a terribly long ways away, you...
It makes me sad. I try talk to him but he isn’t very good at holding conversations. He is my best bro and he lives in Georgia! Georgia! Urg.
Okay, I have been sitting here, staring at my...
I guess I’ve got nothing to post. Nothing is new. Nothing is catching my eye. I’m slowly zoning out.
I guess I’m pretty tired. Gotta stay awake for supper. Having sweet corn. To lazy to write complete sentences. Doodling on mum’s shopping list, drawing circles over and over and over again.
Seriously, I dunno what’s wrong.
What is the date, please?
Because, hmm, … my iPod, phone, and computer all say different things?
First synthetic cell. →
Mark this day.