The Prune Song.
No matter how young a prune may be,
He’s always full of wrinkles.
People get them on their face,
Prunes, they get them every place.
Baby prunes just like their dad,
Wrinkled but not quite so bad.
No matter how young a prune may be,
He’s always full of wrinkles!
I just ate cookie dough. With a salmonella outbreak in my area.
Which is not good considering the fact that I didn’t realize what I was doing until I swallowed. Which is also not good because I could get anxiety which could have symptoms very similar to salmonella which could lead to more anxiety.
But in other news I got my top retainer. Wooo.
Deal of the month:
Buy a mini horse and get a goat FREE!
@craigslist.
via BFMy littlest brother would jump on this ad faster than you can read it.
He just did. He is requesting a call from Lemdi at this very moment on information. Please call, sister, or I will never hear the end.
Calbie the Spotted Narwhal (by Cassandra)
Lemdi, you know how we made Poppy, the flower bunny?Well I think we should make NARWHALS!
I have no idea how we would do this, but I’m game.
I think we should do stars instead of spots…
Calbie the Spotted Narwhal (by Cassandra)
Lemdi, you know how we made Poppy, the flower bunny?Well I think we should make NARWHALS!
You can change your language on Facebook to “Pirate.”
This includes calling friends “Mateys”, the word “Cap’n” appears before everyone’s name, pictures are called portraits, commenting is called “scrawling a mark”, and instead of liking something you just say “Arr!”.
You have to go into “Account” and then “Languages” and find “English (Pirate)”.
Which do you like best? B&W, old fashion, or regular?
I made cookies!
They’re gooey on the inside and they don’t have too many chocolate chips. Nommy nom nom.
The Library Your Library Could Look Like of the Day: The Harold B. Lee Library at Brigham Young University is no ordinary university library. For starters, it’s the kind of university library capable of producing a pitch-perfect parody of the Isaiah Mustafa Old Spice spots.
[urlesque.]
um, YES.
Did you know that 8 out of 5 dentists say that studying in the library is 6 bajillion times better than studying in your shower?
I love the internet. I really, really do.
I might like this better than Librarians Do Gaga.
I’m going with Mum!
To pick up Lemdi! And to get a vanilla bean frappucino from the oasis.
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